You Know Your A Dog Person When..

You Know Your A Dog Person When..
 

• It takes an entirely separate garbage can to handle the poop
• At least three of your five weeks vacation are scheduled around grooming, vaccinations and dental cleaning...all for the dogs! You can only remember people by associating them with their dog
• You spend more time looking through mail order catalogues for dog supplies than for Victoria's Secret nighties or Miles Kimball gadgets All your social activities revolve around other dog people Your voice is recognized by your vet's receptionist
• Our children complain that you always take more pictures of the dog than you do of them
• Any conversation you're having is effortlessly directed back to the topic of dogs You don't think twice about sitting on the floor because both the couch and the chair are completely dog full
• Your desk proudly displays your canine family
• Your dog has the best birthday party over and above any kid in the entire neighborhood
• Your dogs eat only the most nutritionally sound food, while your favorite meal is mac'n cheese
• You have 32 different names for your dog. Most make no sense, but the dog understands them all.

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Joke Of The Day

What dog can you eat?

• Hot dog

Top 4 Signs You Spoil Your Dog:

1. You think begging for table scraps is beneath him, so you let your dog eat at the table with you.

2. You take him to the supermarket and let him pick out his own dog food.

3. Your husband comes home from work, looks at the stew on the stove and asks: "Is this people food or dog food?"  

4. You complain about the rising costs of groceries, but you don't think twice about spending a fortune on doggie treats.  

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Four Reasons Why It's Great To Be a Dog

1. No one thinks less of you for passing gas. Some people might actually think you're cute.
2. Who needs a big home entertainment system? A bone or an old shoe can entertain you for hours.
3. No one ever expects you to pay for lunch or dinner. You never have to worry about table manners, and if you gain weight, it's someone else's fault.
4. It doesn't take much to make you happy. You're always excited to see the same old people. All they have to do is leave the room for five minutes and come back.

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Joke Of The Day...

What goes "Tick tock, woof woof"?

• A watch dog.

Joke Of The Day....

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

• After a year, the dog is still excited to see you

The Mentos Spider Advert

So I didn't think it was possible but my cold has gotten even worse, though both me and my sister have it now so we've both been recovering on the sofa. Whilst resting watching a bit of TV Cabo an interesting advert came on, my sister thought it was hilarious especially as she told me not to watch but being my confused self I took a peek and was pretty disturbed. This is what I saw...

Now I wouldn't say that I have a phobia of spiders, I just don't like the idea of their legs anywhere near me. Even though my sister finds it hilarious chasing me around carrying spiders I am lucky enough to have an amazing spider warrior in my life... Morgana. Now she isn't a fan of spiders herself but she has attacked them before in my defense. I shall never forget her trying to body slam a particularly hairy beast, but I somehow doubt that Morganas chihuahua ninja skills would match up to this particular spider.

Morgana & Cassies Top 5 Dog Songs...

1. How much is that doggie in the window? - Patti Pag

2. BINGO

3. Scoobie Doo Theme Song

4. Funny Song for Kids Naming 20 Different Dogs - 20 Dog

5.Who let the dogs out? - Baha Men

You know you have a dog when...

Top 10- You know you have a dog when...

... They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but they don't hear you when you are in the same room.

... It takes an entirely separate garbage to handle the poop.

... You and your family haven't had your annual check up in two years, but the dogs are all medically up to date.

...You can only remember people by associating them with their dog.

... All your social activities revolve around other dog people Your voice is recognised by your vet's receptionist.

... Complete strangers call you on the phone to ask questions because they heard you were a" dog person". <- (We have had several calls from Battersea asking if we fancy volunteering...)

... Every gift you ever get has something to do with dogs.

... You like people who like your dog. You despise people who don't.

... You talk about your dog the way other people talk about their kid.

... You carry pictures of your dog in your wallet instead of pictures of your parents, siblings, significant other, or anyone else remotely human.



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You know you have a dog when... site 1
You know you have a dog when... site 2

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