Top 10- You know you have a dog when...
... They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but they don't hear you when you are in the same room.
... It takes an entirely separate garbage to handle the poop.
... You and your family haven't had your annual check up in two years, but the dogs
are all medically up to date.
...You can only remember people by associating them with their dog.
... All your social activities revolve around other dog people Your voice is
recognised by your vet's receptionist.
... Complete strangers call you on the phone to ask questions because they heard you
were a" dog person". <- (We have had several calls from Battersea asking if we fancy volunteering...)
... Every gift you ever get has something to do with dogs.
... You like people who like your dog. You despise people who don't.
... You talk about your dog the way other people talk about their kid.
... You carry pictures of your dog in your wallet instead of pictures of your parents, siblings, significant other, or anyone else remotely human.
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