Four Reasons Why It's Great To Be a Dog

1. No one thinks less of you for passing gas. Some people might actually think you're cute.
2. Who needs a big home entertainment system? A bone or an old shoe can entertain you for hours.
3. No one ever expects you to pay for lunch or dinner. You never have to worry about table manners, and if you gain weight, it's someone else's fault.
4. It doesn't take much to make you happy. You're always excited to see the same old people. All they have to do is leave the room for five minutes and come back.

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